December 2010
7 posts
February 2010
2 posts
December 2009
1 post
My Shadow Complex's Thoughts on...
…Flying:
1) talking on your cell phone during takeoff will result in people yelling at you. 2) when given the option of aisle or window seat, i’d rather the “not- next-to-obesity” option. 3) nothing is burning noob, that funny smell is normal on a plane. chill out. 4) is a number followed by a letter that difficult for you to process? that’s my seat, how could...
September 2009
3 posts
The Star Stealers
“They were not always known as the Star Stealers. Their grandparents danced beneath the arms of the galaxies, fireflies dancing in the sky until the heavens themselves seemed to sway to the sound of their music. But their children found flames, and put them in little spaces. And for every light they lit down below, another above would disappear. As they filled their cities with lights, the...
July 2009
2 posts
I Will Miss...
I will miss…
The red stone ivy ridden buildings of the west
The esti de smiles in the east
The girls who love the hipster boys with moustaches (i hate you but i respect your choice ; )
The music, the scene, and the afters associated to it
The cops (best on the globe, and i especially miss their pink camo pants)
The poutine
The ability to speak two languages in one city,...
The 3 Weirds Of The Day
1. So now we have clocks and vacuums that trap and process dead flies and mice into electrictiy, which is horrifyingly awesome (it’s a toss up between zombies and robots now)
2. Since the Montreal Jazz Fest is still sponsered by GM, does that meat the American taxpayer bailout fund paid for Stevie Wonder’s free concert? (Thanks, kudos Obama)
3. It’s funny how you can buy...
June 2009
14 posts
The 3 Weirds Of The Day
1. Some goats have a tendency to faint when startled (which is much funnier than it sounds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg )
2. Now that MJ’s passing has shown us that a celebrity death for our generation leads to city wide theme nights, here are some other possible deaths that would lead to good parties: Rod Stewart, Patrick Swayze, Vanilla Ice/MC Hammer double whammy (not that...
The 3 Weirds Of The Day
1. So apparently Enceladus is another floating ocean in our solar system (when are we gonna get a Jacques Cousteau/Hans Solo/Steve Irwin type character to explore these places?)
2. I don’t think I’ll ever be comfortable seeing an old drunk man try to put his finger down someone’s buttcrack (sucks to be sloppy seconds on that!)
3. Heard my friend’s uncle walked in on Jimi...
The 3 Weirds Of The Day
1. Michael Jackson died (I was pretty certain he was immortal)
2. Rich Russians can pay 35k to go hunting pirates (legal manhunt, really?!)
3. They now have Tofu that tastes like human flesh (and this is how the zombie apocalypse begins)
@smarterthanme
i’m with you on that!
